Complaint Form

1. Describe your problem:

2. Now, describe your problem accurately:

3. Severity of the problem: Minor   Trivial

4. Did you ever attend a school? Huh? No

5. Were you a draft dodger or a 4F? Yes Yes

6. Can you do a better web site yourself? No No

7. Are you stupid? Yes

8. Describe how your problem makes you feel: